Stores by Adults

Big Sue had an idol: it was a man that she had been watching on TV. She had been watching this man ever since she was just a little girl: he was a presenter on an adults program. But now, today was the best day of her life; she knew that she would be happy for the rest of her life. There was a reason for this - the man that she had always dreamed about, always watched on TV even as a young girl, we currently on an online dating Internet service!

The man in question had a moustache like a walrus in mating season, and a beard that might well have made a dwarf envious. He had a stomach that was very nearly the size of Wales, and his eye sight was degrading rapidly. But there he was, on the online dating service, and talking to a woman who certainly did seem to like him.

Big Sue thought that she was happy as she would ever be: well, she was in fact wrong. No, she would soon be even happier than she was now! Sitting there at her computer with the light from the screen glaring at her, the online dating service was being constantly updated from the man she so dearly wanted to meet. And apparently, from his last message that he had sent to her, he wanted to meet her as well! Yes, he had invited her to a dance at the local disco. Incredibly, he lived close, really very close. He lived only a few blocks of houses away in fact! Big Sue was surprised that she had never seen her beloved around the village before, but then again he did not go out much these days due to a very bad back.

Well, the big day arrived and Big Sue made sure that she got to the disco earlier than she was expected to be. She was in fact a day early because the online dating service had lied: it had said Monday as opposed to Tuesday! But Big Sue did not mind that: she would have done anything at that moment to see the idol that she loved so dearly.

The day after she finally saw the wonderful man. She rushed up to him as quickly as she could, nearly bouncing off his stomach, and offered him her hand to hold. He took it, and together they walked into the disco.